If you like Hot Snakes/Rocket From The Crypt, etc you’ll dig these Seattle dudes.
Hannes Bok

(Source: theresawashere)
The Lovers of Valdaro.
Believed to be no older than twenty years of age when death occurred.
Over 5,000 years old.
Locked in an eternal embrace.
Tragically, their story is unknown.
Ironically, they were found in the city of Mantua. In Italy.
The city Shakespeare chose to set the story of Romeo & Juliet.(for clarification, most of the story takes place in verona, but Romeo is banished to Mantua for killing Tybalt ~ maude)
This band is so fucking stupid and I love it.